"We've Only Just Begun"

written by Spizatch and JP
contains elements of "We've Only Just Begun" by The Carpenters
contains samples from the movie Happy Gilmore

(verse 1)
Chubbs was a B-A-M-F on the green
He had the baddest game y’all have ever seen
He could drive 400 yards, shoot 30 under par
And pick up your mom or sister at the clubhouse bar
Cause he’s a casanova, wants to get to know ya
He’s got a couple woods he’d like to show ya
He can touch his toes without bendin’ ova
And he put – that – dirt on your shoulder
Consider yourself lucky if he comes to flirt
Like the alligator’s lucky that it isn’t a purse
Chubbs will come into your space, take you to a Happy Place
And shoot his golf love all over your face
Just have a taste, but don’t open your eyes, you might go blind
He can make you climax using only his mind
I think he just did it for the 100th time…

We’ve only just begun…

(verse 2)
Chubbs’ favorite type of soup is Campbell’s Chunky
Chubbs dominates the Shrine of the Silver Monkey
Chubbs met 20 members of the KK Klan
He smacked those motherfuckers with his hickory backhand
Chubbs’ll steal your bike like he stole your girly
Chubbs gives Sunday schoolers one-handed swirleys
He’s the king of all audio and digital media
Chubbs writes everything for Wikipedia
(Wiki-wiki-era-era… Wiki-pedia)
Chubbs doesn’t care to listen when his woman feels like bitchin’
Rather he’ll consider ditchin’, switchin’ to some other vixen
Singin’ bitchin’ sweet renditions of music by New Edition
And that one about ignition poppin’ fresh up out the kitchen
He’s a man on a mission, he’s a man on a roll
Having fathered 90 kids including Anna Nicole’s
And Macaulay Culkin, Evgeni Malkin and Dakota Fanning
While writing, directing and starring in the moon landing
To 90 plus kids Chubbs is utmost fatherly
Chubbs wrote the Iliad and the Odyssey
And they both were autobiographies…

(verse 3)
Chubbs done hit 400 yards
Chubbs shot 300 under par
Chubbs done won above all the rest
Chubbs done cashed his giant checks
If you’re feelin’ low down, if you’re feelin’ sad
Chubbs is the role model that you should have
So follow his advice and you’re gonna win (son)
It’s all in the hips and tap-tap it in…

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