"MySpace!!1"

written by Spizatch and JP

from the album Death Of The Salesmen (2006)
Track: 3

(verse 1)
Well there’s nothing to do on a Saturday night
So I think I’m gonna bask in the glow of the monitor light
I could be havin’ some drinks hangin’ out at the bar
But instead I have to see who all the Cool New People are

Well now I’m sittin’ in computer lab with homework to do
But I think I’m just gonna put it off for an hour or two
I need to post a bulletin so I can make it clear
That I got nine new pictures of myself looking into the mirror

(chorus)
I stay connected from a’dawn till the day ends
(Oh my God, I’m addicted to MySpace)
I sign online from my parents’ basement
(Oh my God, I’m addicted to MySpace)
Check out my profile, I just updated
I’m not that popular but it’s easy to fake it
Cause I got 7,308 friends
(Oh my God, I’m addicted to MySpace)

(verse 2)
Some creepy guy was my friend, he wanted me to meet him
I told him, “No freakin’ way,” but I still didn’t delete him
I knew it wasn’t right, but it didn’t feel wrong
I’m not real sure I remember his name, but it might’ve been Tom

My girlfriend and I just had a real big fight
And you can tell it’s bad cause she took me out of her Top 8 tonight
She stormed out on me without saying “bye” or “see ya”
Because she caught me jacking it to pictures of Tila Tequila

(chorus)
I stay connected from a’dawn till the day ends
(Oh my God, I’m addicted to MySpace)
I sign online from my parents’ basement
(Oh my God, I’m addicted to MySpace)
Check out my pictures now, I just updated
I’m not that popular but it’s easy to fake it
Cause I got 50,908 friends
(Oh my God, I’m addicted to MySpace)

(bridge)
Messages, friend requesting
Emo pics that look depressing
Bulletins, surveys and chain mail
Pedophiles that need to be in jail

(solo)

(verse 3)
I got comments on my blog from some fat ugly hog
Where else could it be? (Only on MySpace!)
A bulletin said I’d die if I didn’t reply
Where else could it be? (Only on MySpace!)
It’s the form of communication that’s been sweeping the nation
Where else could it be? (Only on MySpace!)
It’s the subtle degeneration of socialization
Where the fuck else?!

(chorus)
I stay connected from a’dawn till the day ends
(Oh my God, I’m addicted to MySpace)
I sign online from my parents’ basement
(Oh my God, I’m addicted to MySpace)
Check out my blog, bitches, I just updated
I can’t believe this fad still hasn’t faded
But where else can you have millions of fake friends?
(Oh my God, I’m addicted to MySpace)

(outro)
We thought that we would write this song now
We just might show it to Tom now
We hope that he might decide to
Put it on MySpace Records Volume 2

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http://www.myspace.com/salesmen